MY WIFE

I have to brag about my little lady. She has been at the Crime Lab for a month, and is already getting a promotion. They have an written rule where you have to be there a year before you can move up. They knew she was interested and had the background to perform her new duties. They broke the rules to allow her to move up. It is great to see the look in her eyes to see she is finally getting a job her degree is in. She will be in charge of testing blood and urine. The reason she will be doing this is to check for drugs, alcohol, and toxins. Luckily she does not have to go and retrieve these samples from the corpses, she has her peeps to do this task. So if you have not guessed what the job title is by now it is Forensic Toxicologist. She will start her new duties on the 14th, she also is getting a well deserved raise.

P.S. I need everyone to help persuade her to buy me a mini cooper.